Animals: Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look...

By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

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By Urgghh - 16/05/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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Sunday 15 August 2010 23:15

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

bijan311 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:08

That's pretty funny

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angtaffe 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:27

well thats pleasent

Imaniartis 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:27

haha thats kinda funny ( three boobs ) lol

ThatMichaelKid7 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:27

That's hot.

Richisme 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:29

room for two titjobs :D

Xavi89 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:32

hahahahahahhajajajaj best fml of the day! hahahahahah

Matt95_fml 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:07

true

Nightwolf19 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:33

and how the hell did a wasp get in ur shirt?

maryxrawr 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:34

teenage mutant ninja boobies?

the_flirtt 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:50

haha wow lol

WhyTheFace4 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:55

he's talking about your breasts

pianogrl 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:54

hahaha win!

josh5634 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:34

hopefully she's not an ugly fatass bitch :)

xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:34

thats hott

Zephryne 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:34

Did you have your shirt off so the wasp could sting you twice? YDI.

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