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By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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By Not an anti-Semite, just a dumbass - 26/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I somehow mistook the Star of David for a Pentagram. My Jewish friends were not amused. FML

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By maconda99 - 06/04/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looked at my nametag, then me, then turned to her daughter and said, "Because he hates God, honey". FML

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Go out please!

By night_fox88 - 27/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

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By MickyIsEVIL - 09/04/2013 11:05 - Japan - Nagoya

Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

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By Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 23:36 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

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By Samantha - 19/11/2020 13:08 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I had a woman throw a clipboard and yell at me to then storm off, still yelling in the mall where I work, all because I'd told her it was too late to do a piercing tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2022 01:00

Today, someone started to scream at me that "I needed Jesus" and that "I would never be a real woman." When they realized I'm a guy with long hair, they got physically angry at me for "lying to them." FML

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By unsuccessful popping - 18/06/2015 20:09 - United States - Tappan

Today, a woman bitched me out at the grocery store, saying that since I'm not Indian, I shouldn't be wearing a bindi - a red dot on my forehead - because it's "cultural appropriation". I was too embarrassed to tell her it was actually a pimple I'd been trying to pop on my forehead. FML

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Albarufus 13

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:03

People these days... X_X

nikininja 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:21

Religion is like a penis. It is nice to have one, fine to be proud of it... But when you try shoving it down my throat you have crossed the line.

Comments

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 2 October 2012 12:24

jesus is my buddy, he mows my lawn every month

BrotherTheo 31

Tuesday 2 October 2012 12:30

...Has anyone talked with you about you personal relationship with The Flying Spaghetti Monster lately? He's very interested in the state of your immortal soul, he told me so over a bowl of pasta and a stein of beer last night. I'd say more, but I'm afraid I'm not wearing the proper 'pirate garb' at the moment to continue......

blackjackandcoke 9

Wednesday 3 October 2012 8:22

Ramen, brother. Blessings of the FSM be upon you today.

bstaub3 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 13:26

Who says that?!

dhooks111490 8

Tuesday 2 October 2012 13:37

You are allowed to believe whatever you want wether that means you hate Jesus or not. So **** that woman and the high horse she rode in on. The audacity she has to actually push her beliefs on you is unacceptable. Should have just kept walking and let the old religious zealot talk to herself.

pinkstreak 0

Tuesday 2 October 2012 13:49

What an anti-Semitistic bitch... -_-

foxholeathiest 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 14:10

Wasn't Jesus a Jew? It seems more atheist no more about religions then religious people do at times

juker369 7

Tuesday 2 October 2012 14:21

That lady had no place to say that at all and it doesn't mean any of the things she said it does. But you should consider researching the origins of the star of David, you might be surprised.

obviousboy 8

Tuesday 2 October 2012 14:26

Another reason I'm glad I'm an atheist.

eleenoch 3

Tuesday 2 October 2012 14:43

I love how some "Christians" think it's okay to judge other religions/race. I believe Jesus said something along the lines of not judging ANYONE; that the main thing was to love your neighbor like you love God. For all of you believers, there is something called a Judgement Day and it will be God who will be doing all of the judging. OP, you shoulda given this woman a Bible lesson.

Metallica36176 16

Tuesday 2 October 2012 21:35

Oh yeah. I'm a Christian and completely open to saying that we are the most hypocritical religion...We've killed because.you don't believe in OUR God and I'm so sick of the families I know that's "the perfect Christians" that believes the moment you step into church you're instantly forgiven for being a drunken asshole to your family the night before. Makes me sick.