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By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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You deserved it 2 637

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By Not an anti-Semite, just a dumbass - 26/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I somehow mistook the Star of David for a Pentagram. My Jewish friends were not amused. FML

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You deserved it 794

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By maconda99 - 06/04/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looked at my nametag, then me, then turned to her daughter and said, "Because he hates God, honey". FML

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You deserved it 5 201

Go out please!

By night_fox88 - 27/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 186

You deserved it 228

By MickyIsEVIL - 09/04/2013 11:05 - Japan - Nagoya

Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

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You deserved it 3 905

By Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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You deserved it 413

Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 23:36 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

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You deserved it 10 725

Ma'm, we closed 10 minutes ago

By Samantha - 19/11/2020 13:08 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I had a woman throw a clipboard and yell at me to then storm off, still yelling in the mall where I work, all because I'd told her it was too late to do a piercing tonight. FML

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You deserved it 92

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2022 01:00

Today, someone started to scream at me that "I needed Jesus" and that "I would never be a real woman." When they realized I'm a guy with long hair, they got physically angry at me for "lying to them." FML

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You deserved it 164

Can it, Susan

By unsuccessful popping - 18/06/2015 20:09 - United States - Tappan

Today, a woman bitched me out at the grocery store, saying that since I'm not Indian, I shouldn't be wearing a bindi - a red dot on my forehead - because it's "cultural appropriation". I was too embarrassed to tell her it was actually a pimple I'd been trying to pop on my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 2 865

Albarufus 13

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:03

People these days... X_X

nikininja 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:21

Religion is like a penis. It is nice to have one, fine to be proud of it... But when you try shoving it down my throat you have crossed the line.

Comments

DracoSpirita 21

Tuesday 2 October 2012 14:52

Religion is like a penis. It's fine that you have it, but please don't whip it out, wave it around, and shove it down people's throats.

limitedition 25

Tuesday 2 October 2012 15:33

What a moron! FYL if you were that brain dead.

titibug823 11

Tuesday 2 October 2012 15:43

You could tell her Jesus was Jewish and to stop being such a bible thumping idiot

balletteacher 11

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:02

Omg on behalf of all Christendom I'm so sorry. We aren't all like that! It's bitches like that who give us a bad name. :(

trollold 0

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:47

Who the hell believes in Jesus anymore. Religious psychos now bow to TEBOW

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:05

Evidence of harm by religion.

Calingaladha 21

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:08

Did you explain that Jesus was a Jew?

pooldude 24

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:28

Smack that bitch's face

megusta3 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:40

Anyone who voted YDI on this is a c*nt.

British_Shadow 13

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:47

It shouldn't matter what you wear, it wasn't affecting the lady personally.... As many people have said before me, Jesus was a Jew, and so how can you be evil? Also, even if you were wearing a pentacle or a pentagram, if the top point faced upwards, you would be wearing a symbol of a nature-based religion: usually religions that help to take care of the planet. Whether the Earth was created by the Big Bang, God or A divine being, surely helping to keep it clean isn't evil? I don't know whether it is true, but at one stage, didn't Christians use the pentacle to represent the five wounds? Then later changed it to the crucifix to represent all the sins that Jesus died for? I don't know if its true, but it might represent why Satanists use an upside down version. Then again I'm not a Satanist, so I'm not too sure what the religion includes [apologies going out to Satanists] Anyway......Blessed Be :)

British_Shadow 13

Tuesday 2 October 2012 18:01

Personally, I'm an eclectic Pagan. I believe you are free to believe what you wish, even if others don't. You are free to believe what you want, just don't force it on me, and tell me I am wrong for believing different :)