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By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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You deserved it 2 637

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By Not an anti-Semite, just a dumbass - 26/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I somehow mistook the Star of David for a Pentagram. My Jewish friends were not amused. FML

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You deserved it 794

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By maconda99 - 06/04/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looked at my nametag, then me, then turned to her daughter and said, "Because he hates God, honey". FML

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You deserved it 5 201

Go out please!

By night_fox88 - 27/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 186

You deserved it 228

By MickyIsEVIL - 09/04/2013 11:05 - Japan - Nagoya

Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

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You deserved it 3 905

By Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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You deserved it 413

Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 23:36 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

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You deserved it 10 725

Ma'm, we closed 10 minutes ago

By Samantha - 19/11/2020 13:08 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I had a woman throw a clipboard and yell at me to then storm off, still yelling in the mall where I work, all because I'd told her it was too late to do a piercing tonight. FML

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You deserved it 92

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2022 01:00

Today, someone started to scream at me that "I needed Jesus" and that "I would never be a real woman." When they realized I'm a guy with long hair, they got physically angry at me for "lying to them." FML

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You deserved it 164

Can it, Susan

By unsuccessful popping - 18/06/2015 20:09 - United States - Tappan

Today, a woman bitched me out at the grocery store, saying that since I'm not Indian, I shouldn't be wearing a bindi - a red dot on my forehead - because it's "cultural appropriation". I was too embarrassed to tell her it was actually a pimple I'd been trying to pop on my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 2 865

Albarufus 13

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:03

People these days... X_X

nikininja 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:21

Religion is like a penis. It is nice to have one, fine to be proud of it... But when you try shoving it down my throat you have crossed the line.

Comments

gardenwhipped3 14

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:39

no ma'am, you don't get out much. It is a gang symbol. Now you need to step off before we do a drive by on your credit report.

facepunch 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:58

Man, that was ignorant! U should of chew him out for yelling at people who wear neaklaces, and tell him he has no life, and that he is the grand child of hitler

sillyyanks 24

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:22

You deserve your own user-name.

sillyyanks 24

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:14

As a fellow Jew you should give the standard response - Jesus was Jewish.

peachyFML 17

Wednesday 3 October 2012 3:05

Not all Christians are that stupid and hateful! Some of us are actually really nice, intelligent people. Somehow it seems like only the idiots get seen in public. The rest of us aren't as obnoxious.

chiakuma 1

Wednesday 3 October 2012 5:13

The Star of David is Jewish. Jews do not believe that Jesus was Gods son. It doesn't mean that they hate Jesus.

kissmyass23 6

Wednesday 3 October 2012 5:40

And how exactly was your choice of jewelry any of her business?

Chiikitty6464 2

Wednesday 3 October 2012 6:25

Okay, I'm catholic, and i know that that woman is making all other religions look bad. And i am not into religion that much, but i do respect other people's religious beliefs and what religion they are in.

whitenobody 10

Wednesday 3 October 2012 8:59

Ignorant religious people give me headaches.

valleyshooter 8

Wednesday 3 October 2012 9:05

Well you do. Your people chose a rapist to be released instead of the hippy who just wanted to spread the love. You guys were the red necks of that century. Sorry if you don't like the humor thumb it down if you must. Just proves your a red neck Jew. Go Freud.