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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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By Gray_Kitty - 17/09/2016 19:34 - United States - Omaha

Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML

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By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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TigranPet 24

Sunday 22 May 2016 6:57

It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.

UnidentifiedFun 37

Sunday 22 May 2016 7:22

...so was anything else supposed to be on this 'mayonnaise sandwich?' Unless that's just a term I'm not familiar with, *gag*

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Sunday 22 May 2016 7:22

...so was anything else supposed to be on this 'mayonnaise sandwich?' Unless that's just a term I'm not familiar with, *gag*

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 22 May 2016 7:50

it probably means a mayonnaise sandwich. as its a restaurant, there's probably ham in it. and lettuce. maybe some cheese. i would guess its fairly common. (i'm hungry...)

metalcrazed 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 9:04

That would be a ham and cheese and she wouldn't know if they were going to put mayo on it.

hellnosucka 27

Sunday 22 May 2016 9:13

it could be a chicken mayo or tuna mayo sandwich or something like that.

ThatHorse 15

Sunday 22 May 2016 16:04

I just checked. a mayonnaise sandwich is mayonnaise spread between 2 slices of white bread. Nothing else. Apparently it's enjoyed in the Southeastern U.S.

Rodville 28

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:07

I used to eat those. But I grew up below the poverty line. So...

holly_fly 34

Monday 29 August 2016 6:22

I'm from Alabama, and I always put tomato and a little pepper on my mayo sandwiches. Omg, it's so good when it's 90+ degrees outside...

metalcrazed 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 8:42

I've never heard of anyone selling a mayonniase sandwich,I'm guessing it was called something else and she didn't know. In my mind a mayo sandwich would be just bread and mayo or it would be called something else.

HylianBadger 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 8:43

Mayonaisse sandwich? Really?! If that's the type of thing she typically eats, how the hell was this woman able to get through the door?

blakephl 3

Sunday 22 May 2016 8:46

HAHAHA what a bitch

miriamfrank 22

Sunday 22 May 2016 9:27

Mayonnaise on a mayonnaise sandwich? Shocking!

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 22 May 2016 9:46

I can't say I've heard of a mayonnaise sandwich or fucktard island I've heard of a ketchup sandwich (it's actually not bad) I can't say I've ever been even slightly upset for my ketchup sandwiches having ketchup. Surely your manager sorted everything out

ctosc 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:04

fucktard island sounds like an interesting holiday destination

andy594328 17

Sunday 22 May 2016 11:09

The locals are just lovely. The cuisine is a little odd though.

burgermike92 17

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:17

As a native of Fucktard Island, I take offense to that woman's use of it as an insult. Despite the name, it's actually a fantastic place to live and visit.

ctosc 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:41

I would love to visit. Which hotel do you recommend: the **** Inn or fucktardopia

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 22 May 2016 12:26

I've stayed at the **** Inn many times. Just don't make the mistake of using the back door to get into the building. There's some weird stuff back there.

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:07

I love the FuckaDuck boat rides, the rental fees are a little high though.

MajesticRacoon 7

Sunday 22 May 2016 11:27

Some people just don't like mayonnaise...

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 22 May 2016 12:28

Man, you must be super short, because clearly the point went way over your head.

metalcrazed 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:55

I think it went over yours resteraunts don't serve mayo sandwiches.

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 May 2016 3:36

And the concept of OP using "mayo sandwich" as a short way of saying the sandwich was advertised to have mayo ON it, not that it was literally a mayonnaise sandwich, went right past your thick skull. Any other ridiculous comments to make, champ?