By BerzerkelyBongBabe - 23/08/2011 21:55 - United States

Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML
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thatnucca 36

At least it's weed and not sweaty man balls...

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mixedcookies 1

Lmfao I learned what weed smells like when I was 2 , I started smoking it when I was 12

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brianjman14 22

I'm all for smoking weed, but starting at the age of 12 is a REALLY bad idea.....

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Why would you even WANT to? What the **** is the point?? I love weed as much as anyone, but I am at that age where you just need it to take the edge off a hard day. I know some kids like you mentioned though. Three young brothers whose father grows weed in a closet. All completely brainless idiots.

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Oniat 2

^ This. Doing any drug THAT early in life, while your brain is still developing, is probably the dumbest thing you can do for yourself. Just because it's more "harmless" than cigarettes doesn't make it safe, especially when you're still developing. Twenty-somethings doing it are safer in that their brains are fully developed.

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Petunia888 13

79: so what drug are you on that makes you look like that? :D

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BoxTops11 0

Haha i learned wat weed smelled likke when i was 12.... She will be just fine. Give her time to actually learn something.

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SmittyJA24 26

Y'all are focused on the "weed" aspect of OP's post; I'm laughing at her concept that UC Berkeley is "the best public university in the US." Egad. I'll go so far as to state: it's the best public university in the Peoples Republic of California who want to major in Liberal Arts... and rolling doobies.

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buckie123 3

Thats a valuable skill! -hooray for University!-

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Airch 9

Mate, it's only first year. That's what it's for. Calm down. She'll be aright.

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lys1982 2

I'm 29 years old, don't smoke weed and never directly have, and I knew what that stuff smelled like WELL before the age of 18 - did you have your daughter prisoner?

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atlanta_lex 0

Why is OP's username berzerkelyBONGbabe, but she's complaining about her daughter learning what weed smells like?

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bwa2012 0

Lol dnt bring her down to Cali man it's circulated over here 24/7

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TobyFunke 3

how the heck would this idiot know that information. FML... today, I'm a whiny parent who is sure that every time my 18 year old daughter doesn't pick up the phone she has a penis in her mouth and her **** out for a crowd of idiotic frat boys... in reality she was probably just taking a shit

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