Miscellaneous: Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks...

By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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Boys will be boys

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 10:00

Today, thanks to my son's inability to keep his trap shut, and natural ability to piss everybody off, our landlord is now not renewing our lease at the end of the month, and went out of his way to let me know it is all my son's fault, and he can’t wait to personally kick us both into the street. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By Jade - 15/10/2016 11:22 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 16:00

Today, I confronted my lousy, loud, messy neighbors about the trash they throw in my yard. They responded by throwing my trash in their yard, then called the police to report me for vandalism and illegal dumping when I returned their trash. Guess who has a court appearance in two weeks… FML

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Home invasion

By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 00:02

Today, I found my neighbours bratty kid in my house, eating my snacks, dirtying my sofa, and drawing on pages torn from my books. I marched him back home by the ear, him screaming I was a meanie, and his mother's only excuse was, “Boys will be boys.” No apology or anything. I HATE KIDS. FML

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Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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My window

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my new neighbour is delusional. She’s only lived next door 3 weeks and she’s called the police on me 11 times for “taking his bin out so he can look in my window”, “hanging out the washing so he can look in my window” and “barbecuing with his kids so he can look in my window.” Crazy bitch. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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isallwaysme 27

Friday 26 April 2013 3:02

Tranquilizer gun.

fantita495 19

Friday 26 April 2013 3:01

Sue them...

Comments

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 26 April 2013 4:16

Those little sociopaths learned their behavior somewhere.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 26 April 2013 4:23

Beat the kids till they are retarded. You are getting blamed for it anyways.

deathmask1997 10

Friday 26 April 2013 4:37

To the courts!

DeadlyFart 6

Friday 26 April 2013 4:37

Sorry

jamnglamgirlie 17

Friday 26 April 2013 4:42

The most annoying type of parent? The 'My child can do no wrong ' type.

gameover18 17

Friday 26 April 2013 5:11

Film it show the cops.

Jharrist89 12

Friday 26 April 2013 5:13

Time to get video footage!

SuicidalShooter 7

Friday 26 April 2013 5:18

I know this guys who could solve your problem with these little *****.

mkcherry 14

Friday 26 April 2013 5:22

Put cameras and cheap motion sensor lights for outside of your property. put up some cheap chain link fence and buy a gigantic dog. Do not let them get away with this, you shouldn't be terrorized in your own home. Also call the police for even minor offenses (throwing rocks at the windows, bullying - if its physical) this will help you establish a documented pattern of behavior.