Love: Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served...

By brokenhearted - 18/02/2010 09:51 - United States

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

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By ReginaW - 14/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 05:02

Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML

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By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few years since after I married my soulmate, and two years since he found he had a daughter with his ex. The last two years have been spent in custody court. Our savings are drained by support payments, and our own pregnancy plans are on indefinite hold. I can’t take much more. I want a divorce. FML

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By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

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By ex-wife - 25/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML

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By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Thursday 18 February 2010 16:11

today's to do list: 1. hire hotshit divorce lawyer. 2. hire studly personal trainer 3. throw all his shit on to the front lawn.

oldwiseguy 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:12

The jokes on him if he thinks he can raise a child at the age of 51. He's obviously following his little head. And his girl friend is going to find out it won't be much fun when he loses half of all his money with the divorce.

Comments

sarcdude 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:16

yes, thank you for clearing that up

deadsrs 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:20

I do my best.

Blatstuff 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:22

Well at least their children will excel in school.... lol, sorry. That really does duck, FYL pal.

lalasha 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:25

Well seeing how 51 y/o women almost always can't have children. I think it is safe to say that the husband is leaving not the wife. unless they found some very hinky docs to do invetro, a lame adotion agency to let them adopt or a very down on her luck surrgate all (I should) hope unlikey.

deadsrs 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:28

I'll beat around your bu.... ohhhhhhhh iseewhatyoudidthere!

tman9497 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:32

dont old your breath on that they will end sooner then you think

HarrietPotter 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:51

I'm really sorry :(

Tootsiee 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:52

Damn, I feel for you OP. number one time for a new tutor .. try a guy this time?

caligurl10 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:16

it will never work out she wont trust him and when she gets tired of his ass( and she will)he will come crying back to you thats when u kick him in the yam bags"oh sweet revenge"..

shiritt 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:29

nice rule you've got there, I'll bet when your 51 you also want a hot 24 years old to love you. BTW, isn't it akward to know that the girl is in fact YOUNGER than the time your marriage lasted? :S