By VerbalDiarrhea - 08/01/2012 07:34 - United States

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
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perdix 29

Look right at him and say, "You oughta try it, you lazy, old fart!" In a situation like that, apologizing just makes things worse, so you might as well go the way down the Asshole Road. It's a one-way street.

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aceman1992 9

If I was the guy in the wheelchair, I would have run your ass over.

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Bullheard 0

metric., u used meters

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quite_bored 9

Very good! Now, what does the cow say?

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aimeesea75 16

I'd say f his life :/

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saksxalmo 20

I don't know about other Americans, but we were taught the metric system in elementary school and told not to use anything else for the rest of school in math and science classes....

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drawmesunshine 17

You can leave your friends behind!

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Akharr01 5

Aww that's cute;) too bad for you, but you'll find that people in wheel chairs don't pay attention to small comments such as what you said. :D

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

That's terrible OP, at least he realises that you didn't mean it in that way? Having just seen The Usual Suspects, I find OP's name particularly amusing :)

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donmega323 3

I'm quadriplegic and I wouldn't of felt offended or anything like that so don't feel like you did something wrong because I still remember how good it felt after sitting on your ass for hours and finally being able to move around feels like and it feels good! :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So you claim that you are paralize from the neck down. Either you have a special tool to type, or an assisstant to help or you are a fake. I vote that you have a tool to help you...

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