By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's progress, support the guy

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Harpy20 24

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

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Genuine_G 8

That's just sad, try looking into those male kegel excercises.

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thatonegirlnic 10

Nowhere to go but up!

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happyfingers 15

Hehe... "Up" XD Yes, I am immature.

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Donnakar 20

Practice makes perfect :)

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hellbilly205 17

They make a button for that...

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jmw24 8

tell him to keep his mind busy with something else, you know like think about chairs or something haha

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solarrunner 16

How is that enjoying sex then, if he thinks about lego for instance...

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hellbilly205 17

Progress, just think in another year he'll be up to 2 minutes.

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schadenfreud 6

make him a premature ejaculation man costume. his tagline could be 'I came as quickly as I could'

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NightHawk387 22

He's not the hero she deserves, but he's the hero she needs.

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qwertkinz 12

The way you worded this made it seem like you had 6 months of nonstop sex...

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Epikouros 31

She'd be drowning in sperm...

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