By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 626
You deserved it 2 727

Same thing different taste

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kscott88 0

Well, it shows how much he loves you, yeah?

Your dad wanted you Thats the brightside

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notmuch 0

Why was your father in charge of handing out the pill to your mother? Is she physically impaired? Mentally challenged? What did he give her that looked EXACTLY like her birth control pill, so she didn't notice?

probably a mint ahahaha just kidding!

#32, he probably just gave her one from the week of sugar pills. Some bc's are all the same color so you wouldn't be able to tell it was from the wrong week.

idreamofpeace 0

Well, at least he really did want you that much! And just because your mother didn't want to get pregnant again doesn't mean that she regrets having you; a lot of mothers start really liking the idea of having a child once they're pregnant.

So technically this is the story of how you were conceived! There must be a whole other story as to how you were born!

gobos 0

Why did he even tell you something like that?

#35 That was my immediate first thought too...I'm glad most German birth control pills don't come with sugar pills, you just take a break for 7 days, or I'd probably be pregnant by now o.O And #32 Why wouldn't he? It's not totally abnormally weird...I mean he's her HUSBAND! I sometimes ask my husband to bring me my pills when he's headed to the bedroom where I keep them...most of the time he does bring me the whole package, but every now and then he's taken one out and given it to me.

Turner81 0

Awwww I'm sorry dude. My Mom tricked my Dad and here I am. It's all good. Hope your doing ok.

namelessfew 0

#24 is love. The mother should have left the father and pressed charges. I would have.