By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
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Ameel_fml 19

On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.

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codyjohn17 5

Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...

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WrongRomance 11

Those few seconds after opening your eyes are usually pretty confusing. Good idea to stop instead of driving while drowsy, though.

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SWC_Penguin 17

This happened to me on an empty neighborhood street. Just waking up in the car was scary enough, I can only imagine how much worse the truck made it.

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beccax33 4

Don't get pissed at yourself. (pun intended) you did the right thing by taking a nap instead of driving home. Maybe try the backseat next time?

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TheVoicesTalk 3

I can totallt agree with OP's actions

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wvcheesehead1 9

Sometimes bad things happen to those with good intentions. As someone who has fallen asleep driving, regardless of the humorous result, you did the right thing.

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Kkkdawg 27

I seriously hope you didn't hurt anyone. I was hit head on by an asshole that fell asleep. Totaled my car, and resulted in me having months of physio.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Well, at least now you're more careful to stay awake, right? ... Riiiight?

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Chel2010 10

My first accident was due to falling asleep at the wheel at 2 am. I drove into a ditch and plowed a mailbox, then drove into the other ditch because I didn't slow down fast enough. One of the scariest moments of my life. Ever since, I always make sure I have adequate sleep/energy levels before I drive at night. On the same note, I've been there OP: I've taken naps/woke up in the morning before and had no idea where the hell I was for a few moments. FYL.

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outoftown 26

This is how you know urinately a good driver.

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SirCharles83 13

It's like those YouTube videos where people prank their friends. One of them is sleeping on a road trip. The rest of them start screaming like their life in in danger. The guy wakes up so afraid every time. You should probably look into it.

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HortonThelephant 15

You a racist op? Why put the emphasis on the K?

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hooligyn123 18

Or the F U and S.... seriously. if it was fuKKKs Maybe then your statement would make sense.

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whY402Jay 12

At least you didn't poop your pants.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Good for you OP. you made a very smart choice pulling over to sleep/rest instead of driving half awake. Most drivers seem to forget they can pull over and do that.. I would rather pee myself then have it be real as well. Thank you for being a good driver. I hope you'll model your smarts to those who really need it.,

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