Intimacy: Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me...

By BluBaller - 06/04/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 5 903

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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You deserved it 49 792

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 292

You deserved it 4 017

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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You deserved it 8 441

By Naked and Afraid - 17/08/2018 23:00 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML

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You deserved it 464

Don't you want me baby?

By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 254

You deserved it 81

Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 543

You deserved it 19 408

By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 525

You deserved it 7 036

By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 475

You deserved it 6 827

By Adam - 16/01/2017 08:00

Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 784

You deserved it 995

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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You deserved it 5 893

BadPinkKitty07 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:06

Spain cockblocked you. hehe.

jamesSIII 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:15

You should have jizzed on her homework. Oh wait...

Comments

dubstep87 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 17:03

you should donkey  her ass

Monikabug 9

Tuesday 6 April 2010 17:23

I have never heard a girl tell someone that they should donkey punch their girlfriend. Lol

MightyMike2509 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 17:44

#40 is a HERO! hahaha.

huh484 4

Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:39

you are awesome for that 60

huh484 4

Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:41

420smoke420 3

Tuesday 6 April 2010 17:12

just go elsewhere for getting laid she'll understand

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 April 2010 17:41

¿Donde esta la casa de las putas?

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 18:39

en la esquina jaja debe no llorar y mejor jalarsela y se acabo o cojerse una prosti jaja piche joto porno aser lo jaja

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 6 April 2010 19:55

I think you're looking for the ***** house, but I don't speak Spanish. Anyway, hopefully the mods don't get you.

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 20:11

yup yup thats what hes looking for

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 April 2010 1:49

Wow! I wish I knew more Spanish so I could understand what Cruzs_Gurl said. That's the trouble with a little bit of knowledge.

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 April 2010 4:34

Alcestis, these things are known by men who haven't been put on the straight and narrow path by a good woman. Once a man finds such a woman, these thoughts are pushed out of his brain by thoughts of how to please this woman! ¿Comprende?

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 8:13

lol that's not what I said lol i said: it's in the corner haha he shouldn't cry instead he should wack off or **** a prosti he's a fag for not doing so

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 8:16

well it's more like ******* fag for not doing so lol

Dynoblaze 1

Tuesday 6 April 2010 17:42

Rape her.

deevosee 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 18:07

op, she's cheating

TheFun1 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 18:08

aww that sucks:/ uhh maybe u should talk to her and ask for sex? oh but be careful, she might dump you:)

Rumisan 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 18:49

Maybe you should of pulled her back from doing her Spanish homework. Women like to be dominated in a sexy way, other than that I feel sorry for her who has to be with a man who can't control his gf.