By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 768
You deserved it 3 788

Same thing different taste

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Principessa101 20

You didn't discuss wanting children before you got married?

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change the locks and flick some divorse papers at her... problem solved

EnzaiFreak 1

This seems to be everyone's favorite method of birth control on this site....

For everyone saying, "Have an accident and make a baby," you do know it's dumb to have a baby not wanted by both parents ON PURPOSE...right. This is different than just an accident, that would be deliberate tampering with contraceptives...a way of saying, "**** you, I want kids, and this is what we will have." NO, don't do that. Talk about it

59- True. I mean, isn't FORCING someone to be a parent, even after saying they don't want them essentially rape? Sex: No + yes = sexual rape Kids: No + yes = life rape Am I totally wrong here? Because I always thought there was something wrong with 'accidentally' getting pregnant. No means no.

Rape is when you penetrate someone when they say no. it should be illegal in a way but kinda hard to prove I guess

Ninjasaurus18 9

Tht was a bitch move on her part. And for all the people saying that Mr. OP should have talked about it before the were married: Maybe he didn't want then before, or was still deciding. But now, after maybe seeing other people with kids or something, and started to want them.

EXACTLY. At one point I thought I would never want children, now I wish I was in a position to have a child. People change their minds. Luckily that means that OP's wife may also change her mind.

I see "irreconcilable differences" on your divorce papers in the near future.

xalerion 0

With all of the fmls like this people must be marrying long before they mature There's goofy and silly and then there's just stupid Ydi for marrying someone with that personality and that opinion of having kids, you should've known what to expect, and if you didn't maybe you shouldn't have married so soon without getting the chance to learn some of the basics about the other person (such as how they feel about having kids)

What the ****? So if you change your mind you shouldn't be able to bring up the topic as it is expected you will be physically assaulted? Go **** yourself, dumbass.

xalerion 0

137- where did I say you can't change your mind? Where did I say you can't bring up the topic? And as for physically assaulted, lol, I'm sorry, but a flick of the nuts is being physically assaulted to you? You probably aren't into anything kinky then at all are you. Damn, I bet doors physically assault you when they hit your stupid ass on the way out. I never said you should expect to be "physically assaulted", what I said was he should have known her maturity level ad her feelings prior to bringing it up and it should have been discussed prior. If you've ever been in a relationship, which I doubt at this point, normally you have some idea of how someone might react and what they are inclined to do ( such as "physically assault" you, damn that's too funny) so please take that your head out of your ass and maybe then you'll actually be able to read what was written.

If you don't believe any of those things, how is it a YDI? You deserve it for what? Since you seem to be suddenly of the opinion people are free to change their mind on the issue and should be free to bring it up. I'm merely connecting the dots in the nonsense you've put out there. And what exactly would you call it? A tickle? Or perhaps you'd prefer the term battery? And you're aware kinky isn't synonymous with pain right? Does anything you say make sense or are you just throwing out arguments without thinking them through and hoping nobody will notice... If you think you'll be able to predict every single action a person will make just because you married them - or that you shouldn't get married until you can - you're deluding yourself. This is hardly something that most people would say can be predicted, it isn't overtly violent. You may doubt my relationship status all you like, just as I am going to doubt your gender if you seem to think being flicked in the balls is something any guy should be able to just take in stride. Most of us still have a fully functioning nervous system in which any hit to that area causes enough pain to be considered a problem. Now take the sand out of your ****** and stop talking shit.

On the positive side, you'll have so much money from not having to buy all those diapers. Also, you get to sleep.

perdix 29

I'm guessing this desire for children must be new. Somehow, your wife must have known you didnt want kids, either (ee). Now that you've flip-flopped on the issue, it's not very safe for her to flick your balls. She's gonna have to cut 'em clean off. Sleep tight ;)

buttercup1998 5

How old are you guys?.....did you ask why she didn't want them?

That's why you discuss that stuff before you get married