By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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Principessa101 20

You didn't discuss wanting children before you got married?

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SkoomaKi 27

She killed your men OP. In cold blood.

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shots1996 8

That's a 10 billion plus man army. Gone. Through the course of one swift flick to the nads. It's a terrifying tradgety.

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nerdsftw 4

I saw this exact story on an internet comic .... Seriously?! Don't copy stuff, man.

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Calyx_fml 21

YDI. This is a discussion you should have had BEFORE you married her. Now you're outa luck. Nnnno kids for you!

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gracehi 31

I agree with you, though I wouldn't say YDI.

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RogueWarrior869 23

People do change their minds as they get older, including later on in their marriages.

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gracehi 31

Well, as long as you let her think the ******** flicking was an effective form of birth control, you should get your wish anyway. Conratulations OP! :)

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lifeisoutrages 7

With reactions like that, I would be greatful she doesn't want to help repopulate the earth.

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sammyjanette 17

The Earth doesn't need any help. There are way too many people here already.

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LadyGore 12

Im going to be honest here. Because you are married I'm going to assume you are older and if your wife is laughing about kids now that may not change and you might be outta luck for children. Sorry OP ):

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meethi1742 0

if that's her reaction when she realised you were serious, she's so immature.

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truthbringer007 6

What a bitch! I'd divorce her

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keshaforever1 14

For not wanting children? Well that's for reasonable -.-

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truthbringer007 6

When you want children and your spouse doesn't.... Hmmm I wonder how well that's going to work?

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SecsNoises 6

And by your standards the mature reaction towards someone wanting a say in something as serious as having children is to resort to petty namecalling. But since you're apparently such an expert on the subject, do send me an email in 20 years time so I can hear about how your own marriage or marriages have worked out, khx.

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truthbringer007 6

Wth are you talking about? Name calling??!!! And for the record I have been happily married for 5 years and have 2 beautiful children!!!

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truthbringer007 6

And she is a bitch for a) flicking him in the balls and b) laughing at him for trying to have a serious convo about having children!

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truthbringer007 6

I also like how a large majority of the people before and after me have called her a bitch and brought up divorce, yet you singled out my comment... Do tell me how YOUR life is working out...

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lonelyharts86 8

You should've punched her in the ovary in retaliation.

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