By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 768
You deserved it 3 788

Same thing different taste

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Principessa101 20

You didn't discuss wanting children before you got married?

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Well thats nice that she has a heart and actual communication.

Yes, she could have preformed some more "effective" birth control measures on his testicles. *shudders*

TheVelocirabbit 10

And baseball shoes. You know, the professional, extra-spikey ones.

Sparks808 10

Oh, we'll there you go. Problem solved...not. Didn't you guys talk about kids BEFORE getting married?

Plenty of people decide that they want kids as they get older, myself included. I said I didn't want kids, but changed my mind a few years back. And, lo and behold, my daughter is the best thing that's still happening to me.

That might be bad if the wife decided to take it out on the kid because she didn't want it

raraisbang 12

Idk why so many people are opting out of having children these days, but to each their own I suppose. Probably should've discussed the kid thing before marriage though, OP.

I'm opting out of having kids because I'm not maternal at all....I wouldn't go as far as to say I hated kids, but I like to hand them back to the parents when they smell/cry/annoy me lol. My fiancé is if the same mind, thank god!

33- I agree, kids can be annoying but it's a different attitude when it comes to your own kids.

Shadow_Phantom 26

@19: Let's see... go through the 9 horrible months of growing the kid... then the however-many-hours of having the kid, only to have to raise a kid for the next 18 or so years? Does not sound fun at all. That and we're overpopulated as is. We have more to worry about than having more children on this already-overcrowded planet.

I know a lot of people that aren't happy with the world and the way things are going right now, so they're opting out because they don't want to bring more children into the world.

raraisbang 12

I just know that I didn't want anything to do with children, much less have them, until I had a birth control oopsie and got my wonderful son. I wouldn't go back and change anything if I had the chance. I hated kids before I had him. Your own kids are very different from someone else's kids. I developed a maternal instinct, I didn't have one before. Just a note. I do agree that the world is becoming overpopulated, but that's more from people popping out kids for welfare than from someone having one or two children.

Because they don't want any. Not everyone wants to be a parent. And that does not make them any better or any worse than any other person. If someone don't want kids they don't have any, thank goodness it ain't mandatory national law or something.

If we had an accident, then we'd have an accident. But we're happy the way things are, and I'm glad that I'm under no pressure to pop out a kid or two...certainly wouldn't do it for welfare x

lovebeecharmer 6

7 billion people on this planet bothers some people...

You don't know why so many people don't want kids these days but then you go on to say you didn't want them yourself until it happened by accident? Didn't you kind of answer your own redundant question there?

Ugh we all know that family...it's disgusting they have like 6 kids and as soon as the kids turn 16 they start having kids so they can get their welfare cheque too! And they live that way their whole lives while our taxes pay for their mcdonalds cigarettes and beer. I really want kids but I won't be having any for a while, until i'm financially ready. I think more people need to make sure they can afford it before they have kids!

There are too many people in the world all ready. Maybe she would be ok with the idea of adoption.

KiddNYC1O 20
SeedlessMe 13

Ready......to be adopted? Where were you goin with that, kidd? Haha ;-)

Already* stupid autocorrect >:( sad how you or your iPod can make one simple spelling mistake and that's all people can focus on. Not what you have to say but how you ****** up trying to say it.

Epsilonyx 15

Had you guys never discussed having children prior to...you know...marriage?

Wait 3 months and then ask her again. This will give your balls enough time to recover, and allow the new sperm to become mature enough. Good luck mate, and don't foget the ball cup for nect time. Be prepared!