By Username - 11/08/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

Considering your an army person, I would declare a battle for your house. Rules: One M16 2 clips 1 knife A grenade And a dog

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juliaaalove 8

I bet that was a warm welcome home soldier :)

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HatefulPilot 0

I would've kicked the guy's ass. Anyway, @OP: thank you for serving.

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FMLaddict20 5

At least you did a good thing for a homeless guy

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carlos12 0

Cool. It be pretty cool to have a homeless guy in my house. They are pretty darn crazy but funny fun with their stories of younger days.

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milou_fml 6

You should use a blacklight. On your whole house.

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RayanneY 0

So thats why the steak was dissapearing!

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Mirorbo 26

Calling the police hasn't yet come to mind?

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Lights_Out_fml 6

It's better than your ex-wife sneaking in and won't leave

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Enigmax2514 7

1) gtfo there 2) contact all army buddies 3) iniciate operation lock down 4) commence building securing 5) throw in some grenades, shoot some rocket launchers and nuke the target 6) move out and finish that bastard with a few clips of m16 7) occupy and set up camp 8) disinfect the perimeter, you sure as hell don't want the walking dead springing up from your base camp ---mission accomplished--- Enemies neutralised Camp secured Honourable discharge earned

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itsgen 16

all that drama for a poor homeless?? he can just take him to a shelter

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Hyman_Hunter 0

Initiate*** and house is now radioactive and completely demolished due to nuke as well as continent around it and is now no longer inhabitable .^_^ like Chernobyl XD

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Enigmax2514 7

Exactly I was being sarcastic, and thanks for the spelling check

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Enigmax2514 7

You're the ******* idiot if you can't take a joke

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Iamnotmyself 17

I guess it just isn't in your nature to recognize our god and creator Mr. Grinch when you see him tsk tsk.

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yayyer 0

-35 why so the homeless man can get mugged he is better of on the streets

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Hyman_Hunter 0

SURPRISE!!!!!! :D He's your welcoming party (:

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