By Username - 11/08/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

Considering your an army person, I would declare a battle for your house. Rules: One M16 2 clips 1 knife A grenade And a dog

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phatdaddy62 23

Fortunately, not long enough for adverse possession!

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Kueezy 6

I'm guessing he was a Vietnam veteran.

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foxmatrix15 8

I would have killed him with ur firearm and told the cops he was an intruder who was breaking into ur home and scared u of ur life. Self-defense

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deerslayer28 0

He deserve to be put down slowly and painfuly

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lokrar789 7

Sleep with him. His home is your home;^)

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chewy_21 0

Hey uh unlike everyone else who assuming army just bc deployment I'm going to say... In the AF they tell you to always have someone watch your shut when you deploy. I'm just saying. So as a fellow airman, totally deserved it bro.

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CrazyGirl445 4

since your are a soldier you would think you'd be a little more caring about other people .

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mask724 7

Legally if they are inside of your house you can kill them

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cptcook 0

92 just kill yourself, 95 that dependsyou can't just kill someone fo being in your house! You have to "feel like your life was in danger" the bum sleepin on the couch don't make him a threat and idk what he was in but lA your not allowed to defend property... Nice try tho Fo unsuccessfully bein funny

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mask724 7

Well, then you should move to gov't housing. Also when being attacked never defend yourself, the cops are just minutes away. ;)

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perdix 29

Then, he's not homeless anymore and you've got a roommate, soldier. Thanks for your service, but remember what you were fighting for. If you went to defend freedom, justice and the American way, how would that look for you to confiscate the property of a citizen who found it in your absence?

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harbqll 0

Your comment contains so many different levels of stupid I don't even know where to begin.

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perdix 29

Then get off your fat, lazy ass and make an effort! I put a lot of hard work to work all those levels of stupid into my succinct post, the least you could do is put in the time and sweat to point them out. It's lazy, greedy, entitled bastards like you that are ruining our country.

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chillinAK 9

Must be new harb. He is notorious for his pointed sarcasm. It's really not that hard to see.

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