Transportation: Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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GameRater01 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:01

score one for karma

ddrluna 2

Monday 27 April 2009 10:10

I slow down for tailgaters. Wouldn't change if it were a cop. It's one of those moments where you just pray a deer would jump in front of you so that you could slam on your breaks and the moron would crash right into you for following too close.

Comments

KenMcGormick 0

Monday 27 April 2009 11:29

when u see the lights... that is when u start accelerating ^^

24788 6

Monday 27 April 2009 11:36

#22 - That's what I like to hear. Lol

wh0regasm 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:07

how did you not see that it was a cop hahahaha

chococool223 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:10

fail. :)

xxjoexx 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:41

19-that's easy the cop was waiting to see just how fast he could get this guy going since most states the speeding fine is based on how far above the limit you are. ergo when i got one in missouri 15 years ago it was $10 for every mile over plus court costs.

latuka 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:49

25 it couldv'e been an undercover. where i live theres loads of undercovers trying to bust people, but ive learned which cars are uc... ya cops ... pathetic. FYL dude. fyl..

survivalism 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:52

Well, you still drive like an absolute prick.

rabbit_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:54

Wow, the same thing happened to me. I was let off with a warning though because I told the guy I had just came from community service helping out damaged horses.

losergirl 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:55

Haha, shoulda slowed down insteada speeding up. You sound like a crap driver though.

audereyy 0

Monday 27 April 2009 13:06

you dummy... driving is a dangerous thing... especially at night you should not "entertain" other cars. that could lead to an accident and people getting killed dont you realize that?