Miscellaneous: Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next...

By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 02:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

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By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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By MyLife - 03/03/2019 12:00

Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:37

You drank 3 beers in 20 minutes and then decided to get behind the wheel? YDI, even for 30 feet.

Chocoholic17 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:22

Should've left your car there and walked home.

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kitty67_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:24

You're a dumbass. You shouldn't have 3 beers in 20 minutes - BAD idea. Then to get in a car after having had any alcohol whatsoever, REGARDLESS of how far you're driving, is an even WORSE idea. The cop was entirely right, and I'm glad someone as stupid as you didn't get the chance to drive any farther than you did. "YDI" can't hardly begin to describe how glad I am that you got caught. And I repeat...you're a dumbass.

ace135 3

Friday 26 June 2009 6:48

haha still under the influenece copsdont care how ******* far u drive your dumb

humorizer 14

Friday 26 June 2009 6:54

More than a mile long? You *are* kidding right? No one with a house that big (assuming they really exist) would be bitching about a $300 ticket; or whatever they are nowadays.

ANNI3_16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:59

walk 30 feet.

U_idiot 1

Friday 26 June 2009 7:25

YDI for being an idiot.

watevs 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:32

just thinking that it was a good idea to get in the car to drive it "30 feet" shows that you had serious lack of judgement YDI

cmac86 23

Friday 26 June 2009 8:49

I don't know, #2. 3 beers in only 20 minutes can make anyone a bit tipsy. even the hardest drinkers. he should have waited and spread the liquor out over a period of time, instead of bombarding his system with that much in one setting. plus, it's a party, what's your rush?

CrazyTheRaver 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:39

3 beers in twenty minutes????? damn... you should have moved it in the morning... you're going to tell me you didnt see the cop in your neighborhood???? You deserved it.