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By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 02:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

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By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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By MyLife - 03/03/2019 12:00

Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:37

You drank 3 beers in 20 minutes and then decided to get behind the wheel? YDI, even for 30 feet.

Chocoholic17 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:22

Should've left your car there and walked home.

Comments

BikerMike 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:59

Three beers in 20 minutes is enought to put most people over the .08 limit that many states have. does not matter if you are "****** up or not", it is the blood alchol content. for someone who weights 100 pounds, two beers and that short of time can possible put someone over the .08.

Celt729 1

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:37

If you only drove 30 feet, then they cant give you a DUI. They have to be following you for at least a mile. Or at least that's the law in VA.

sulitak 27

Saturday 1 June 2013 9:18

that's a dumb law then. in that mile you can do a LOT of damage.

Chris968 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:46

There is a commercial that's been playing lately. It says "Buzzed driving is drunk driving". It doesn't matter if you had 3 beers or 6, if you had alcohol you shouldn't have drove.

iironiicsmile 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:02

you just should have walked. period. lazy!

kellster 2

Friday 26 June 2009 0:31

Drunk driving isn't measured in distance, asshole. YDI.

leero 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:47

what kind of people block someone's driveway when they park? i'm pretty sure you could get a ticket for that.. anyway, YDI because you thought it was a good idea to go get your car when you were "under the influence". shoulda just left it for the morning.

InkGothical 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:00

3 beers in 20 minutes? Jesus Christ!

awalkb 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:53

That's a good point...OP probably wasn't even feeling it at that point.

chea_chea 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:24

Driving 30 feet down the street after 3 beers is no big deal, I don't know what's up with everyone saying you deserved a DUI, I sure as hell wouldn't want to have the neighbors wondering why my car is in their driveway and possibly get it towed.