I'm going to suggest something... maybe it will help in this situation maybe not. But this is what I would do... 3-sum. Problem solved. Well... except for that whole thing about your check.

...ask for a ride?

this fml is very similiar to the one with the job interview, but it contains even more fail ...

here's a thought....have them mail it to u!!!!!

oh my god wait I have something really original to say!!!!!........... why don't they just mail it?? or perhaps you could take a bus? and hey how come you don't do direct deposits?? bam!! knowledge bomb dropped!!! thank god I was here to say that or else you guys would have been lost!!!

sounds like it's time to join the military

Wow that really sucks, I guess you have no mailbox to send it to either? Moron any place would mail it to your house.

Borrow money to fill your tank or hitch a ride, and your problems are solved. Duh.

Still have enough money to pay for the internet ?

walk