Work, Sleep and Relatable: Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I...

By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 25 August 2012 5:02

You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the **** alone. If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!

ali671 1

Saturday 25 August 2012 5:00

She sounds like a bitch.

Comments

sniperkit 10

Saturday 25 August 2012 14:39

Birth scares me. Why? Squeezing a baby out of a lemon-sized orifice has got to be painful, and definitely more painful than the swift kick to the balls which 55 is about to receive. Prepare your testicles.

isamisis 9

Saturday 25 August 2012 14:41

What a bitch. I'd ask what she has done for the last 12 hours!

matthewiverson 7

Saturday 25 August 2012 14:55

Story of my life

jjmiller1001 17

Saturday 25 August 2012 15:26

Oh my a twelve hour shift..... What an effin' baby!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 26 August 2012 6:24

Yes, 12 hours of working nonstop can tire anyone out. I'm guessing you never worked a day in your life.

HRBINGER0fdeath 3

Saturday 25 August 2012 15:47

Sounds like my mom.

dog1999 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 16:30

Time to smack a biyotch

emh86 14

Saturday 25 August 2012 16:32

Omg! That sucks! Ew and I'd hate 12 hour shifts, I can barely handle 8 hours :s I really hope they pay you well!

livelovemusic22 3

Saturday 25 August 2012 16:45

I've gotten that from my mom. And I have insomnia. Worse part is, she knows it. -.-

_wraith 15

Saturday 25 August 2012 16:48

#55 How hard does the kick have to be? As I understand it, a mere flick in the balls can bring excruciating pain to a man. And the whole birthing process? Yeah, that sucks, and that's if there is no complications. I knew of someone who had to have her uterus moved to line up with the birth canal. I became a doctor's puppet after my son. Believe me - birth is not always a cut and paste procedure. That being said, I really, really hate it when mothers fall back on that argument. It's a pathetic defense and ridiculous to be throwing in the face of offspring.