Love: Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me...

By Claire - 19/01/2013 13:51 - United States - Parkville

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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You deserved it 7 272

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 955

You deserved it 2 660

By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 669

You deserved it 3 392

Love is blind

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 23:00

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 835

You deserved it 180

By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 353

You deserved it 4 240

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 241

You deserved it 3 050

By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 529

You deserved it 3 679

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 063

You deserved it 7 478

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 727

You deserved it 5 789

By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 143

You deserved it 7 385

This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 411

You deserved it 86

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:21

At least he thinks you'll be great at something?

Jonaahhhh 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:26

Tell him he will make a great estranged father.

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perdix 29

Saturday 19 January 2013 20:53

Yeah, I agree with the others, you should prove him wrong! Go out there and become an awful ex-wife. That'll show him!

metalhead4740 14

Saturday 19 January 2013 20:54

My momma told me once that one day I'd be good at something...who knew itd be marriage bombing (in my woody harrelson voice)

rise182punkz 8

Saturday 19 January 2013 21:31

So offensive. What a rude thing to say to his daughter

SighGuy89 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 21:32

Gee, thanks for the issues, Daddy!

ThatPlankton 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 21:33

Does your dad know from experience?

patkers 1

Saturday 19 January 2013 23:25

Tell him he is about to be a great ex dad

Grauncho 27

Saturday 19 January 2013 23:25

Well, you would.

spikekutter 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 23:25

thats when you say i hope you get dumped too!

Incognito23 15

Sunday 20 January 2013 0:14

Yeah my dads told me that before too during a dinner with their new friends present at dinner. I know how you feel.

Seany_93 17

Sunday 20 January 2013 1:33

*Apply cold water to burn*

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Same thing different taste

Love is blind

Great, just great

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