Kids, Health and Painful: Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over...

By cduttl1230 - 26/06/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By hmb - 16/09/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

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By Cassy - 14/02/2023 13:00 - Australia - Rockingham

Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML

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Chunchunchun 3

Saturday 26 June 2010 12:12

That brother deserves to be punched in the stomach MUCH harder. Sometimes you can tell when a kid's gonna grow up to be an asshole...

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 26 June 2010 12:15

Ow. Whilst I can understand your brother being upset about you 'stealing his mummy', how spoilt is he that he feels that it's ok to punch you in the stomach? Get better soon though, OP.

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karmaslave 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:53

I hope you backhanded that little punk.

unmadebed 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:34

What a jerk.

fakkumairaifu 14

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:50

It is your duty to put that little **** in a world of pain as soon as you're healed. See how he feels after you take away some of his teeth for good.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:10

Punching a four year old in the face isn't right. Beating children in general is wrong, a quick slap on the wrist to teach them a lesson, fine, but anything more is wrong. Also, he wouldn't lose the teeth for good, as at four he'd still be on baby teeth.

derschadenfreude 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:54

sorry about living with a future serial killer, OP. it sucks when little kids act like that, because if you just punch the little bitches in the face, your parents will act like YOU'RE the one who did something wrong. so. here's what you do instead. find his shampoo. put nair in his shampoo. laugh at him when his hair falls out. little kids don't leave it in long enough either, so it'll be all patchy and shit. good luck!

monkeyCanDoMYJob 7

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:54

I feel your pain...and yes once is remove you do leave right after the operation. and it hurts for a couple of days.

brushababyy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:47

no fun OP I had mine removed 3 weeks ago

Baal952 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:06

Oh trust me OP, that brother is not as bad as my friends brother. He's four years old, still in diapers, and throws temper tantrums whenever he doesn't get his way. The worst thing is when me and my friend are in the pool he climbs up the ladder and CAN'T get back down. He also swears like its nothing. An average sentence for him is like "hello ****." The kid also throws stuff at people when he gets pissed off. I got a big toy dump truck thrown at my knee awhile ago and it hurt like a bitch. The bottom line...this kid is going to be a BIG asshole...or just a crybaby.