By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

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Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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hockeyhouse 5

If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D

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smiles4life 1

ahahahaha made me laugh!!! xD kick his ass for saying that! xD

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birds_fml 7

God, what is with guys being all freaked out about kissing after getting a bj? It's not like you have spooge all over your face. It was swallowed! There wouldn't be enough left on your lips or in your mouth to taste! Jesus. It's their OWN spooge too so it won't turn them gay somehow. He needs to get over his hang ups. If it's clean enough to go in your mouth and down your throat, then it's clean enough for him to taste too. Freaking weirdos.

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tayshake 0

Thank you. You're exactly right. My boyfriend has no problem with me kissing him after I go down on him, and the other way around, I have no problem, so long as there's no huge mess on the face.

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Baker_FoCo 0

Thank you 19! It's a big turn-on for me if a girl lets me kiss her after I go down on her. What's to say it's not the other way around? Also, for OP's boyfriend, don't complain if you have a girl that swallows. You just sound selfish.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Exactly. My boyfriend at least has the decency to wipe his face after going down on me, before we make out. I have no issue so long as it's not super wet still or super messy. He's got no issue with making out with me after I go down on him, either. Exactly the same for us, both ways. I really don't understand it... especially when they want to make out with you after they've gone down on you.

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sactownsfinest 0

I wouldn't have a problem with kissing my girl after a bj just as long as it's my girl and there ain't any **** anywhere. I mean 9 times out of 10 your girl would kiss you after you go down on her. lol bottom line some times ya just gotta be a freaka leek!!!

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Otherhats 20

Honestly, I couldn't do it. Going anywhere near my own genitalia with my mouth... :/ nah.

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Expertfail 0

Most guys would do that...

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stevenburnsred 0

ya I wouldn't want to taste my own **** either...

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Dhohn 0

22- you're soooo wrong. that is some nasty shit, why the hell would a guy wanna taste their own splooge off their girlfriends lips after getting a bj? **** that, she needs to clean her mouth before kissin him.

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