Intimacy: Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I...

By misunderstood - 05/09/2010 10:56 - Australia

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

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By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

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You deserved it 5 259

Kinky

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 276

Time's up

By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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You deserved it 8 270

By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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You deserved it 897

By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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You deserved it 6 328

By lee - 22/08/2010 07:24 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 262

You deserved it 3 323

Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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You deserved it 6 917

By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 231

You deserved it 9 317

By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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You deserved it 13 808

Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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You deserved it 267

Haterman123 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:08

WTF who has break up sex

ThereIsNoFork 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:02

So what's the difference?

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pachecogirl 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:54

wow, great boyfriend, so sorrry! /:

hersonNNN 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:55

either way you both got some

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:55

love your hair

ThereIsNoFork 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:03

How can he see?

MetalFish 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:09

it's a dude?!

blondymoments 2

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:56

you still got some didn't you?

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:57

great boyfriend you got there:)

Person1233 12

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:59

FML, I am disappoint. My comments never show up.

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:02

same here... it took me 4 times until my comment showed up:(

perdix 29

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:07

If the break-up sex was that great for him, he'll soon come crawling back to you to give you that make-up sex you crave. Then, you'll get all bitchy again, he'll dump you and stick you with the break-up sex. And the cycle repeats. . . You'll be known as the unstable, hot-sex couple. The stew of STD's you two concoct with all of the rebound partners will be a medical marvel. You may even displace the Blue Waffle as the most disgusting thing ever.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:10

I'm now ready for breakfast! Thank you, Perdix. :P

perdix 29

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:17

Well, I hope you are not having waffles, and if you do, for all that is good and holy, don't use the blueberry syrup! And if you haven't seen the Blue Waffle, don't! You will be less of a person once you've seen it -- trust me, ignorance of this phenomenon is bliss.