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By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers

Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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By Taty - 14/04/2021 14:00

Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML

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Remember the promise you made

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 02:00

Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML

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By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML

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This is the end

By MexyBoy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

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Saturday 20 October 2012 1:09

What a bitch

zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 20 October 2012 1:10

Well, she can keep all her stuff in her purse and text you whining until her battery dies while she's living on the street.

Comments

TcheQ 12

Monday 22 October 2012 9:53

Don't sue, get a debt collector :>

weatherninja 1

Monday 22 October 2012 15:01

Maybe her irrational shopping for stuff rather than paying her bills is the problem? Don't even think about marrying this one.

dunebro 15

Monday 22 October 2012 16:37

Kinda sounds like she is your pimp.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Monday 22 October 2012 17:59

Break up with her soon.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:33

I'm sorry but you did say ex girlfriend didn't you?

ghashlycrumbs 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 8:10

Sue the bitch.

EMW20 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:43

Sounds like you need Judge Judy.

kitkassidy 2

Wednesday 31 October 2012 2:33

Take it to court

2012FML 9

Thursday 1 November 2012 17:28

You should sell her bag and whatever else she bought with the money. She wont be doing that again afterwards. xD

Quimpo 14

Friday 2 November 2012 3:41

she a gold digger brah. dump her bro

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