Money: Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed...

By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 02:00

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By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

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Saturday 20 October 2012 1:09

What a bitch

zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 20 October 2012 1:10

Well, she can keep all her stuff in her purse and text you whining until her battery dies while she's living on the street.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 5:39

I concur dump her. But for future notice if you decide to pay a bill for someone, pay the company not them. I hate to tell you this but odds are you aren't her only guy but one of many who buys/pays for her.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 5:43

Sue her (legal route) Or go into her house/apartment and take what you want and sell it for reimbursement. (pimp/illegal/gray area route) Never loan large sums of money or money you can't afford to lose.

athlete1990 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 5:50

Paying for pussy.

ripjohnlennon 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 6:25

You gave her the money. You should have known she was going to do something stupid like this.

bellatrix0805 2

Saturday 20 October 2012 6:30

The girl who cried broke I think is the appropriate name for her

aaeeeooowwww 6

Saturday 20 October 2012 6:48

How can she pay you back if she didn't have money to pay her bills in the first place?

WhoSaidThatIsh 13

Saturday 20 October 2012 7:01

The real issue is: were the purse and phone adorable....

supportcommand 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 7:02

She owes you some anal.

ryggsekk 8

Saturday 20 October 2012 10:00

take back the money in a subtle way; massive amout of sex

goodgood_fml 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 10:19

If you stay with her, YDI. Plenty of independent women who just need love, companionship, and dick from a man. Loyalty is good too. Good luck with your golddigger!!