By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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tashbash 0

haha that actually sounds really cute

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mrmaks18 7

weird for male names unless u named them but anyway all I can think of is maxis licious is slightly larger than his pretty twin nathan and it was unanimous tko

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mrmaks18 7

I'm not sure but I think them are names out of the game heavy rain?

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cnash5000 0

My boobs are called "Molly" and "Polly". There's nothing wrong with naming them. It's called being cute and funny. OP, you really need to learn to lighten up and just laugh about it. Don't take these things so seriously. :P

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opxnasty 0

your boyfriend is awesome... dont let him go...

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owlsgohoot 0

um okay...how is this an fml? more like f your boyfriends life for being a dork. ydi because you let him cast your boobs in his new skit.

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olgizzy 0

I think your jealous no one has taken the time to name your boobs and make them action heroes. I can fix that :)

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Sounds pretty funny to me, and not like a "FML" at all.

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mikeman3234 0

I will now name my girlfriends **** Soap and Shepard. Soap, while injured, will kill Shepard with an epic throwing knife.

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W4X 0

*Imaginary Girlfriend Fix your sentence next time, Chief.

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EmmyGrangerDC 0

its Maxie and "Nathaniel". never won the spelling bee, did you OP?

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