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By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Crabby - 30/03/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Clitheroe

Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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By bad surprise - 26/01/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By krabby patty - 25/05/2018 06:00

Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Quad17 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:44

Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:50

ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

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yeahreally 6

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:23

oh God....jeez well you might as well have used it! lmfaooooo

woutrr 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:30

@#10, I suppose it's not a one time treatment..

rokai_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:35

haha shittt , that must suck

duckpsy 2

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:40

Does he share the shower with anybody else?

Vehicle 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:41

Maybe since he used it, the problem is gone already. It's suckky that he couldn't tell you that, though. Go take care of yourself just in case.

kevind23 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:41

Get him a razor!

pkmlove 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:45

i agree with #3, but there is a chance that its already gone!

Sakeyaki 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:47

Use it just in case! Gogogogo!

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:51

Dude, shave.

xsouldeath 2

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:52

pray its his parents :D

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