By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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NomOnShroomz 14

"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"

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music87 14

OMG. Thanks, I didn't know that was possible and I will now pee in terror every time I gotta pee. -_-

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WeAreScrewed 3

Doesn't mean it came up from the pipes. Easily could've gotten into your bathroom somehow and jumped right into the toilet. Obviously it couldn't leap up, but wouldn't be that hard to climb up the sink or something similar, bathtub maybe?

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Youre_A_Pussy 19

Yea, I don't know why someone would think it crawled through the pipes. What most likely happened was that it was trying to find water and fell in the toilet and couldn't get out

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KiddNYC1O 20

Damn, I feel for you...

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TraceCase_ 19

Not looking forward to peeing ever again...Oh, how AWESOME OP, you live in MI too? Fuuuuck!

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mollysaysrawr_fml 7

that's like my biggest fear...

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Ikickmidgets 11

You sure it wasn't just your untrimmed bush?

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roseXthorns 8

It was waiting for a snack. What? They live in the sewers, don't they?

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Ami_lee333 5

Omg once in a lifetime experience. So jealous.

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