By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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NomOnShroomz 14

"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"

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purpleisbloo 13

*shudders* i know how you feel OP, we get rats in our toilet all the time. my boyfriend locks the cat in the bathroom to catch it. it's disgusting.

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RawrNom 0

Holy ******* shit! I used to have nightmares about this growing up. I used to pee for five seconds and jump up to make sure nothing was there :( I spent a year feeding the toilet bread and sliced ham so the rats and crocodiles wouldn't eat my bum instead. i was around 8 lmfao. I feel for you! poor rat><

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yaknowiverse 0

I used to have pet rats. they are so cute and fuzzy and playful and love to cuddle! well my rats did.

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bribubbles 10

U r very wrong. Very very wrong. This happened to me when I was little except there were 3 in the toilet and it sniffed my butt.

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Country29 16

I was always so scared that would happen when I was lil, the rats and snakes... guess I should start watchin out again

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chrono420 3

Rats, snakes, bugs. hell i have seen baby sharks in tropical areas. Its very rare, but it happens. Mostly rats.

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countrygirl1616 2

Bahahahahahahaha. At least they're cute. But knowing people you're prolly a big weiner and scared of something a lot smaller than you.

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