Miscellaneous: Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired...

By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Same thing different taste

By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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Go vegan

By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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By AngrySon - 29/09/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 03:48 - United States

Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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Am I really the asshole here?

By What did she expect? - 07/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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Extreme cooking

By oldmold - 23/07/2020 17:01

Today, my husband and I got into a huge argument. He called me wasteful for throwing out old food. He insisted that you can simply pick the mold off and the food was perfectly fine. He’s going to kill our kids. FML

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niemann2006 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:06

either make sure he eats them or blend them all up into a smoothie and don't tell him what it is until he's done drinking it:)

SKYblue_fml 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:09

maybe your roommate has had a bad experience with this? Nevertheless, sounds a bit crazy...

Comments

Arancaytar 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:09

This is a mirror image of what happened to my sister. Her roommate was also cleaning the fridge, and he threw out all of the food she had bought the day before.

Arancaytar 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:53

(The lesson from both of those tales may be: "We men are idiots and should stay away from the fridge." :P )

theodivine 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:20

Oh man, bad roommates are the worst. I've had sooooo many of them. I agree with #1, give that **** food poisoning then sit back and enjoy.

sickinlove13 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:58

What's your point?

boredperson 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:05

maybe the roommate was doing a project involving mold, just a possibility.

ming88 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:49

get a new roommate! i cant stand people with zero hygiene or zero common sense

KelleyJayne 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:06

WTF? well sit back and let them eat it. when they get food poising that's on them right?

zebrapattern 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:43

I don't think you did the quotations right.

Drummer389000 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:41

just throw it out anyway.

jc95sd 3

Monday 26 November 2012 22:43

Living with a roommate guidelines... 2 fridges 2 beds 2 tooth brushes. Thank you, thank you.. Ill be here till my phone dies.

ahd94 21

Saturday 19 October 2013 12:24

I'd take the stuff right back out and put it in trash can that she wouldn't be able to pull it back out of or find. Your roommate most likely didn't plan on eating that food (although maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea...) and they were just being difficult for the sake of being difficult. What a ****.