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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML

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10_4Franky 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:04

OMG. You monster.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:06

awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(

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MasterOfTheXP 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:30

DID HE DIE :(

PSP_Hacker 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:46

What's with all these ******* pussy animal lovers? Would you be hating the OP so much if she kicked a kid? I bet you wouldn't cause' puppies are ******* CUTE AND DESERVE ATTENTION AND LOVE!!!! It's just a ******* dog, what I would be worried about is how the room-mate will react. #133 and 145: It was a ******* accident. If the OP knew it was a puppy that was running to her, she wouldn't kick it. Maybe the OP was entering the house while doing something like talking on the phone or organizing something in her bags (she was coming from work), this would be another reason why the OP didn't know it was a puppy. I would be scared too if I saw something on the floor running at me fast! One time at night there were two adult raccoons in front of my door! I was surprised so I ran a distance from the door, but if they were INSIDE my house, running towards me, I would kick them hard.