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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML

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By NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - 23/01/2023 01:30 - United States

Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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The chase

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML

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10_4Franky 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:04

OMG. You monster.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:06

awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(

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AmysLoveLikeWOE 4

Friday 24 September 2010 3:53

OMG.

jacetopia96 1

Friday 24 September 2010 4:23

I now wish you would die.

Pennygrim 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:36

Oh poor puppy

bryceizbombin 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:50

you kicked a puppy? **** you omg

mps1969 8

Friday 24 September 2010 5:11

Wow that's just terrible I hope you're OK . Did you hurt you're foot ? That puppy should be put down for attacking you like that !

ThisIsTheEndgame 0

Friday 24 September 2010 5:23

dick D:

nikki01 0

Friday 24 September 2010 5:37

*gasp* u bastard!!!!! u suck ass

jordanandkensie2 0

Friday 24 September 2010 5:40

why does everyone think this chicks a guy just because she kicked a puppy? girls pull shit too, its not always some drunk asshole

kennaevenson 0

Friday 24 September 2010 5:47

asshole.wow

kassee 0

Friday 24 September 2010 5:49

omqq poor puppy :(, it only wanted to play wit u :-/

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