Miscellaneous: Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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By exnotwelcome19 - 02/05/2011 01:05 - United States

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

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By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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Paging Taylor Swift

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 15:00

Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML

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Not cool, Mom

By Anonymous - 10/05/2024 21:00

Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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21jason 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:02

I guess your mom isn't getting your new, new number.

diablodeldragoon 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:03

change your number again. don't give it to your idiotic mother.

Comments

theboy13 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:17

Me number blocker app is what I use on my phone

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:19

If he calls you don't answer. If he texts you tell him it's not you

Bubbelz 25

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:22

Go to the police. Also have a professional talk to your psycho mom.

ajeppsen 25

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:29

I have to congratulate you for getting away from your abusive ex. That's something a lot of women in you're position can't do. **** your mom though

egrudy 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:29

Wow, I'm sorry

armonicavita 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:33

Time to find a new mother

sexipapi25 16

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:35

well how about you let your mom have him and see once it starts happening to her will she want to give him another chance!!!!

godfathermock 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:52

What kind of ****** up mom do you have, that considers giving the abusive ex a chance?

Cut3yPi3 7

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:55

Ask a guy friend if he will help. It's got to be someone that your ex doesn't know. Forward your phone to the guy for a little while and let him answer and act like its his number and that he doesn't know you. Then it looks like your mom gave your ex the wrong number. :-)