By e_edge - 05/06/2011 06:48 - United States

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Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML
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marinus_fml 19

Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)

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Miss_Michaela 10

Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.

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roe010992 10

Why? A ******** doesn't actually involve blowing.

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ptsportsguy1 0

it might if u don't know what it is at the beginning

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your_ma 27

That's exactly what I was thinking?! Does her mum not realise this either? The name ******* is very misleading lol

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Chrispayne 4

Say , I like girls he (as ur pointing to thw brother u dont like) is the one that will make the guys happy

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qwacktastick 8

What? That made no sense...

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Chrispayne 4

Are ur parents divorced? Sounds like she is doing it wrong

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krysxkatastrophe 14

I hope she doesn't take blow jobs litterally......

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biebette16 0

that's auctually rlly funny!!! were any of ur bro's friends hot?!?

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kylek61294 1

*"that's actually really funny! Were any of your brother's friends hot?

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Hmm... another lesbian for that"Justina" chick. It's weird how she charms so many young girls and really old women that think they are young.

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Dreamkiller51 5

she could if she knows you. if not u could stick to your dad blowing up your balloons.

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kristidgranger 3

that makes no sense bc you don't actually blow on it so u blowing up a ballon has no relevance

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DAN7IEL 2

is the FML that your male as well?

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magentaballoon15 8

no, it's that you can't read the gender bar at the top of the FML

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sensoon15 7

no if your on your iPod/phone look at the top right corner and you'll see the female sign. OP is a girl

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kittykat1497 7

that's right you'll be throwing the best god damn birthday parties ever ^_^

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