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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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dimerneckel 22

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:57

Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?

Steve95401 49

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:03

Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?

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may14th 26

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:30

this is totally something I would do

Teyros 24

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:33

Better than locking your keys in the car I guess. My step dad does it like every other week.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:49

At least you weren't waiting for hours

Gurtol 9

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:58

how did you manage to forget that?

Cads1 24

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:07

Lol, fool.

Pauline96_fml 20

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:20

We all have those moments. It's ok

Cads1 24

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:35

No, not all of us.

abNormal62 23

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:40

It sounds like you stopped to think, and then forgot to start again

sleepisweak 22

Thursday 9 April 2015 10:27

here's your sign.

adnanrm18 12

Thursday 9 April 2015 10:35

haha things happen haha sometimes we forget :p

Altrnate_Reality 14

Thursday 9 April 2015 15:52

Must've been a long day for you, OP. :) it happens to the best of us

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