Kids: Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally...

By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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Monday 16 November 2009 12:09

FML? More like, pure win.

madderakka 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:25

Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 16 November 2009 18:22

Did you mean to post this on itmademyday.com?

o0ginger0o 7

Monday 16 November 2009 18:23

That's actually kinda cute...probably not very sanitary, but cute.

Erindub 0

Monday 16 November 2009 18:27

I've always said if I have kids I was planning on litter training them. Holy crap its actually a possibility!

Blobenshnogen 0

Monday 16 November 2009 18:31

How is this a FML? This sounds like a MLIA if anything.

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 16 November 2009 18:55

Lol Kids these day eh?! Lol

dEpPrEsSeDgIrL 0

Monday 16 November 2009 20:57

its like ur cat starts using the toilet lol

skatagurl 0

Monday 16 November 2009 22:38

no. just no.

epanssereves 0

Monday 16 November 2009 21:02

Aww that's cute ^_^

burnhamt23 0

Monday 16 November 2009 23:23

that's the funniest fml that's been on here in a looong time. congratulations :)

smiley_chik17 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 0:56

and thats a bad thing- your kid rocks!

baby_gurl2405 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:01

aww poor kid! but at least u know hes capable of training himself not to use the floor

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