By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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fwongraven 10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

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Prussia 10

Seriously, what were you expecting?

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TeenieAmerica 9

OMG. Just because you're bi DOES NOT mean you want a freaking threesome, or that you're a **** etc. Not that I would mind a threesome. I'm just saying.

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mustang_babe 0

if I was in your position I'd be pretty freaked out if he didn't ask for a threesome! have some fun, maybe he's trying to be nice and let you have what you want you did say your into chicks he's being a great boyfriend and putting aside all his feelings to make you happy :P

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ItAllBurnZ 0

Putting aside his feelings by asking her to fufill a fantasy? Hmmm...

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mustang_babe 0

why is everyone so serious? I was being playful...did no one notice the smiley?

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mistyshaiah 3

yay being bi and threesomes! OP should be happy, not all guys are that open :/

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KiaBabyy 0

Whats wrong with a threesome I'm down if you want one ;) Rwar baby!

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glassgoblin 0

You should tell him yes... and ask if he wants to pick the other guy or if you should do it.

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minty1807 9

and this is a fml how?! I'm sure it would please both you and him, you're a lucky one op

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fred88_fml 0

at least he accepted it, couldve gone completely the opposite way. what were you expecting him to say?

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cufaoil 11

some people like the idea of threesomes, some don't.... sexual orientation doesn't come into it... not everyone is comfortable with their orientation.... for example, actor Kenneth Williams from the Carry On films, if any of you have seen those.... from what I have heard from cast interviews they described how he never accepted it... OP may not be comfortable with being attracted to other women, in which case that makes her bf's question incredibly inconsiderate... Either way, we don't have enough information to know what was said, or in what context

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Well, OP did say she "nervously admitted"...

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cufaoil 11

OP may have been nervous because she suspected that her bf would react in precisely the manner in which he did, when that wasn't what she wanted

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5t3ff1k4h 44

That's true. It could have been that, or she could have just felt uncomfortable with sharing her orientation. She may have just realized it, herself.

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EvilDave 13

@133 Right, she was hoping he would say it was OK for her to cheat on him with other women.

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