Awkward, ACAB, Cops and Love: Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date...

By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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bibbster18 11

Friday 24 August 2012 0:13

Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.

gribbles 12

Friday 24 August 2012 0:13

Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.

Comments

Aspen_Grace33 27

Friday 24 August 2012 0:15

I'm sure you guys will look back on this and laugh! That's a cute story for a first date!

PeeNaught 3

Friday 24 August 2012 3:11

I know right, I totally laughed my ass off, especially knowing he's a cop, if she can't handle, she doesn't deserve him lol...

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 August 2012 0:15

I'm sure she would be ok with it if you explained... Now, if her reflex action was to assume you wanted a ********, then things might get interesting.

Enslaved 36

Friday 24 August 2012 0:33

Shouldn't most girls already assume that guys want blow jobs? No, just me? Must be my reflex, flex, flex, flex, flex, flex

carminecris89 13

Friday 24 August 2012 0:16

Lol, don't worry. I'm sure she understood and didn't hold it against you. At least it makes a great story.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 August 2012 5:53

I'm sure she wanted him to hold something against her.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 20 March 2018 1:20

Anything she says? Yeah... sounds very police-y

ASD_K 11

Friday 24 August 2012 0:16

Well, it could be worse. But still, that sucks.

Dnigz13 4

Friday 24 August 2012 0:16

Well she shouldn't get mad, it's just a habit and it's not like it's a perverted habit or anything like that. And if you've made a habit of pushing down heads to get in the car then apparently your actually doing your job at work.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 24 August 2012 1:48

And op can be proud of doing his job right, as the entire fml community now knows that he is not the kind of cop that delights in bashing peoples heads off the car door as he helps them in.

77777771 12

Friday 24 August 2012 0:16

Your a police officer? That's awesome.

ricars 5

Friday 24 August 2012 0:20

You're

tne201992 12

Friday 24 August 2012 11:16

No... He's an ice cream man. -__-

MyV6Thunderbird 1

Saturday 25 August 2012 3:54

(Example) You're an asshole number 23

SarcasticGuy 5

Friday 24 August 2012 0:16

Did you check her for weapons too?

Mearemoi 14

Friday 24 August 2012 0:18

Doing stuff out of habit sucks, but at least you didn't do something worse. On another note, I could have sworn I saw this FML before.

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 24 August 2012 0:22

Agreed. I'm sure I've seen this before almost word for word. That's not to say it couldn't happen again but still.

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 24 August 2012 0:23

Check the link underneath the FML.

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 24 August 2012 0:37

Yeah, that must have been it. Cheers for clearing it up.

SammyS2012 21

Friday 24 August 2012 5:59

What link? I'm on mobile and I can't see a link :(

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Friday 24 August 2012 0:19

Awe, did she find it funny or cute? It's out of habit, no real harm it is not like you put her in handcuffs; I hope y'all were able to laugh about it.