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By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

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Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
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Llama_Face89 33

Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..

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carry_on 19

I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...

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lishajoy777 14

Woooooooooow....

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13ky13 20

14, ^These are always my favourite comments. They're just so interesting to read.

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truesarrif 33

I prefer the comments people post twice myself

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13ky13 20

78, I would thumb you up myself if it showed up double for me, but it doesn't.

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ThisIsHard 5

His brains let him marry an idiot. We can't trust him either.

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DasHaas 9

Some people just shouldn't have children.

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dogpfcorn 11

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DKjazz 20

I know! I sure hope she doesn't figure out what's wrong.

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Pleonasm 35

Yes because having sex without a condom is the be all and end all of EVERY man's life, and I could think of nothing he could want more.... Oh wait! A baby, maybe? A wife who has enough sense to not use the pill when they are trying to conceive? But yes, having sex without a condom is great consolation for all that, I agree. He has it going pretty sweet and has no room to complain.

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StaceeeP 23

because she was on the pill before they were trying for a baby they were probably having sex without a condom anyway so it probably wouldn't have been that big a deal for him

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Momo_Moonlight 25

Your wife doesn't sound like the brightest bulb in the tanning bed...

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Michael_92 20

Or the sharpest butter knife in the drawer.

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swimgood 16

Or the fastest horse in the race.

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zandalee 19

She sounds about as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

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cmac86 23

well, I hope you're having fun anyway. you may not get a baby out of it, but that shouldn't keep you from having the fun of trying.

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PrincessPesa 20

OP's wife sounds like the kind of gal who thinks using two condoms is 199% effective at preventing pregnancy! Sometimes I wish there were a competency test to pass before being allowed to have children.

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Squygm 7

If potential parents are so harshly scrutinized to adopt a child, it should be that difficult to create them.

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hsRoseTyler5 14

The only thing you said that I disagree with is when you said "sometimes".

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Shorty777 4

And you trust her to have your children?

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