By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 17:14 - Sweden - Floda

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
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infamous1212 10

I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.

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dontpanic_fml 32

That would be stage 5

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

Ok, here's what you need to do. Go to Mexico. Change your name Juan Julio Estevez Jose Jalapeño (on a stick) Chavez-Garcia. Grow a beard and shave it off, and live happily ever after.

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wanderingshopper 13

No offense op but you are probably the least part of the bridal equation on her mind. It's a girl thing. Most of us love pretty dresses, dressing up, decorating and creating things, ideas and costumes to show off our talents. The dream wedding (which most girls fine tune from junior high on) is usually the most ideal occasion to flaunt it all. Grooms are just a part of the package. So, unless she starts asking where the ring is and trying to hire the preacher, don't worry. And always be sure to add " one day in the future, maybe" when you answer wedding questions.

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AllieCat21 21

Oh yeah, the person they are vowing to spend the rest of their life with is just part of the package. Not like they're supposed to be important or anything.

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Pyapi 20

Focusing more on a one-time wedding ceremony rather than the theoretical life-time you will spend with your husband afterwards is definitely not something I'd suggest!

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marcranger 28

"It's a girl thing"? Well, shit, guess the doctors ****** that one up when I was born, because I have no intention of getting married and definitely not at some huge, frilly to-do if I did get that crazy. I think it's more likely that OP's girlfriend is a few cans short of a six-pack when it comes to weddings.

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fergnasty 14

Yeah you're a crazy one too! Guys dream about going to the Super Bowl but don't pull out a seating chart and ask where we will sit with every new gf we find. If you're married I feel bad for the accessory.

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BrianneAlex 10

6 weeks of dating? That's not a girl thing. That's a psycho thing. That's creepy as hell. I've been dating my boyfriend for months and not once have either of us pulled out a wedding magazine.

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MuseFan1991 14

no guys, 38 has it totally right! everyone knows weddings are all about how much everything costs and how big and extravagant you can get. falling in love and wanting to spend your life with the guy/girl of your dreams is 'just part of the package'. and hey, go for it OP! if you dont work out you can always get a divorce! also, one direction and bieber are the best muse suck

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BFons 19

At least you'll get some decent cake out of it eventually.

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alexafml 5

Gross, girls like that are so stupid instead of just being themselves and letting someone fall in love with them and marry them like they dream of, they push the issue and end up losing the very thing they want.

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cricket55 14

I would be terrified to see your idea of a stage 5 clinger.

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