By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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natashax21 5

Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.

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HogwartsDropout7 0

It's still a yes.

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bizarre_ftw 21

^ the parody of just had sex "still had sex" "still a yes" Some please do this and YouTube it

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HogwartsDropout7 0

Actually, it's "Doesn't matter, had sex."

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Maybe she just has a good sense of humor. So was it her unique way of saying yes? I think so. She's hilarious. Appreciate her. :)

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sabrinaFML 0

Thts wat i was thinking

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SuperGirlTaDa 15

Yeah! That's what I thought :) sounds like something I would do :$ I don't really think it's an FML... That's just my opinion :D

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bizarre_ftw 21

It's an FML because he took it wrong

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desireev 17

It'll be okay. It'll be a funny story to tell the kids. :)

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iTz_Tune 0

You're really pretty. Sorry, had to say it.

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BrownEyes97 1

And OP means original poster.

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Namerkp2 8

OP obviously means Oprah's Penis where did you get that wild idea from?

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BrownEyes97 1

And how do you know that Oprah has a penis??

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desireev 17

Thanks guys! I need to take that off of my profile. I've been told "original poster" many times. But I've also been told that OP means a lot of different things as well. Like octopus p****, orgy pals, Oprahs' p****, etc.. The things I see on FML.. Lol

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bizarre_ftw 21

Aka OctoPussy, a 'nightclub' in Montreal

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FarSide 22

@60... cause your momma set her FB status to that last night....

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humorizer 14

Eh heh heh... wouldn't you like to know? [creepy smile] WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

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mrbasilio 7

Hit that bitch with that line at the wedding Just joking don't

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melonrind 8

I like the first half of your comment...then you killed it with "just joking"

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melonrind 8

If she will disrespect you now.....

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HogwartsDropout7 0

"Do you promise to love and cherish her through better or worse (blah, blah.)?" "Eh, why not?"

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Forever_AloneZ 7

She's obiously a honey badger...she doesnt't give a shit

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uridea 14

#30 Best comment ever :P

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murdersquirrel 15

She probably got stung by a cobra. Give her 30 minutes.

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bobbycorwen 5

Let her sleep off the poison.

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