By gotitEVERYWHERE - 08/03/2010 22:40 - United States

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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caticaticati 3

F your life, your husband has a sense of humor and wanted to make you laugh when you were upset.

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ramboman19 8
Ilix 1

I think I love you. Your new picture is quite nice as well.

cassiebaby04 0

Haha. That's halirious. I'm sorry but no one calls their husband to complain how they puked! Did you want attention?

She is. She also used my phone to call him and wouldn't accept my coat I offered after she'd bitched and moaned for ten minutes. AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THE SONG "MELT WITH YOU"! -sigh- [/unneeded rant] Anyway, annoying buttmunches they are.

bigi_sherman 0

you have a fun husband. and he didn't ignore you or anything. how was it even an FML??

this 'new' black and white pic is hot!!!

sugarbabyxoxo 2

sounds like my boyfriend... butt I don't phone him for sympathy when I vomit! hahaha or anything for that matter, fuckkk you OP get a sense of humor!

Wow.. This got through the moderation? I've submitted worse that didn't make it. Sucks that you're ill, though.

anela_fml 0

lol that's something my bf would do but I wouldn't call him ti tell him that