By gotitEVERYWHERE - 08/03/2010 22:40 - United States

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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caticaticati 3

F your life, your husband has a sense of humor and wanted to make you laugh when you were upset.

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You called him cuz you threw up? Why? If I was your man i'd be annoyed as hell, it's annoying to get phone calls at work for stupid crap...YDI grow up.

SupaSteveXpz 0

psh I don't want anybody near me if I'm blowing chunks, that's gross. give me privacy, that is my sympathy. er

rightwrite528 0

So? Obviously he was just joking. And if you don't notice that then go sit in a corner and piss and moan to your cat. Don't write bullshit like that on FML.

cocopuff96 0

y is this an FML? some1 explain?

Hey, bitches, get a life and stop having a conversation on the comments page. At the very least, use the PM feature, so I guess your also dumb. STFU, noone cares.

So... apparently you whine a lot and he's tired of babying you. I can't blame him, I wouldn't want to have to babysit my wife either. My second guess would be that you want attention/sympathy over so much but aren't willing to do the same for your husband. Think outside of yourself for a second, ay?

G-Nazi - The last quoted sentence should either have a "?" at the end (it's a rhetorical question he's asking) or an interrobang, but you might not be able to insert those in posts. I guess this disproves that - ‽. So next time, use an interrobang.

sami1994 0

I laugh in general, sugar. There are many worse things in the comment section than a few friendly exchanges. There is a "reply" feature for a reason.