By gotitEVERYWHERE - 08/03/2010 22:40 - United States

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 170
You deserved it 6 879

Same thing different taste

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caticaticati 3

F your life, your husband has a sense of humor and wanted to make you laugh when you were upset.

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iraqagainfuck 0

I hate you snick, you post on like every FML. It's like you spend all day here acting big when all you want is attention from others. you got it here stfu and quit pmsing about every fml you read grammar nazi hows this for grammar a run-on sentence that keeps on going on does this make you feel like you need to correct me? holy shit people like you make me want to vomit

brichewyy 0

#79 how would you kno if she was always commenting if you also are always on here ?

thump_fml 0

try buying the regular sized bottle of Chardonnay instead of the 1.5 liter.

its in the health section, thump. got-it-everywhere could have the flu or even cancer for all you know.

jayde214 0

omfg. snickerdoodles is such a bitch! she comments everything. stop insulting everyone. she was sick an upset and needed sympathy. imbecile.

jayde214 0

@ 79 I totally agree with you. she needs a life.

purplemnm 9

oh she needs a life while you assholes sit on the computer and troll? how do you even know she comments on every fml? I guess you read them all too. pathetic, absolutly pathetic.

Jrook 0

yeah it's real stupid to be a bully online. insecure people. shows weakness you're literally getting angry or physically ill over something people are supposed to do. "it makes me want to puke when people use this site as the creators intended" and I can't or don't know how to pm anybody off my iPod, this is an app for me and other people too

Would it really have been that hard for the dumb shit to be supportive? Guys bitch just as much as women do, especially when they're sick. Hell, with most men, having a cold is like the plague and they milk it for all it's worth. It wouldn't have taken anymore time out of his, I'm sure, totally busy schedule at work to simply say, "I'm sorry, that sucks, do you want me to get you something for your stomach on the way home from work tonight?". I don't know who pissed in all your breakfast cereals this morning but I'm sure all you little self-absorbed bitches have gone sympathy hunting at some point in your life. Being sick sucks. She wasn't asking him to ******* come home from work so get over yourselves and stop acting all badass. You post on an internet website to get attention for God's sake. You're not that cool.

this is what I'm thinking. she wasn't feeling well, she wanted a comforting voice. how is that needy or whiny?

Okay? so what's the problem here? Maybe he was trying to make you smile. You're not five years old. It's not his job to baby you. He's your Husband not motherr.

#86 your ****** ugly! you too snickerbitch