By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 11:45 - United States - Monroe

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
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gracehi 31

Apparently your existence has been shut down too.

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Kheasus 8

well that's one way to be off the grid...

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DracoSpirita 21

Do you live in the Matrix and just don't know it?

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rec_chem 22

I'd stop paying taxes. If you don't exist, there's no consequence.

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jkmartinjk 16

The only way to prove them wrong is to prove you exist, which is not possible. Haha but really, that's a weird situation.

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Wizardo 33

Well just disappear from the face of the earth and skip out on payments since you don't exist, you have free reign over this world :D

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RedPillSucks 31

You might want to check to see if your identity hasn't been stolen.

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TheDrifter 23

Go into the office naked. Trust me, they'll believe you exist then.

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spiritfang11237 16

Or they will think they are hallucinating. Then OP can have some real fun with that.

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tranced_ 45

you might be an artificial intelligence are you!?

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andreaor 7

is it just me or does the government just get dumber and dumber?

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kyu_Q 19

is the systems they put in place and the people who sick to the rules and don't think for themselves. I think even if OP walked in that office the clerk would argue with OP that HE/ SHE doesn't exit

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badwolf3 2

Ask the state department to refund all your taxes. After all, you don't exist so they shouldn't have a problem.

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VeganVampyre 26

But they can't give the money back to someone who doesn't exist...

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