By anonymaiacciu - 22/12/2012 01:16 - France

Spicy
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
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hockeychicl003 6

maybe your mustache felt like whiskers

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pandachic27 9

Wait so does that mean his cat gives him oral?

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qirde_15 5

oh my.. he's getting oral from his cat

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LeeRed 15

Be weary of the cat from now on. Jealosy makes you nasty

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maz95 17

Doesn't this make you curious about his relationship with his cat?!

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brandoneyez1 25

If he isn't used to you there... He may have been dreaming... So ya.... It can happen... It's just funny.

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californianking1 8

Did he realise that he got turned on by an apparent cat!

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Eric125125 13

Nothing wrong with a little **********

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TwoOneFive 11

I don't want to know what he has done with his cat

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